If you invite me to a party please make sure to have a cat or dog present so I have someone to hang out with.
kawaii blogging tip: make your blog as unreadable as possible. all font is size 1.5 and only 1 shade darker than the background, which is still the same color anyways. set the blog language to a language like french or japanese, whichever one you don’t know. fetishize japan to the point it makes other people uncomfortable. set an invisible autoplay on your blog of some old anime closing theme and have it reset every time someone clicks “next page”
person: im just throwing my opinion out there
me: *slaps opinion out of the air* not in my house